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#1186 Posted 27 January 2017 - 11:06 PM

Prioritizing your wife over star wars games with internet strangers. This is the day HLF died!

And it's all sui's fault because he's the biggest asshole of all
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#1187 Posted 28 January 2017 - 06:39 AM

:( Sorry, I was very tired and grumpy, and me trying to be playful just came out as being a dick. Sorry, sui. I am aware that most of the time you have to pick up shit from those around you, and me being naggy for frivolous reasons is not helping.


...Man, we haven't had drama like this in years! I can't say I've missed it.
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#1188 Posted 28 January 2017 - 09:32 AM

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little mexican bitch? Iíll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iíve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iím the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youíre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatís just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ďcleverĒ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnít, you didnít, and now youíre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youíre fucking dead, kiddo.



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#1189 Posted 28 January 2017 - 02:02 PM

I can confirm El Inspector claims, when I went over to his house, he showed me his katana collection. His mum got real mad at me for scratching their dinner table when we were play fighting with it though.
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#1190 Posted 31 January 2017 - 01:50 AM

I love being surrounded by assholes
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#1191 Posted 17 February 2017 - 08:06 PM

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13:41:48 @Brumisator you sui, wassup?
13:41:49 @Brumisator sui_werk
13:50:23 +HLFBot- Welcome!
13:51:14 @Brumisator you sui, wassup?
13:51:54 @Brumisator great job on suichy man
13:51:56 @Brumisator squishy
13:56:58 @Brumisator goddamn dead IRC

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#1192 Post icon  Posted 28 February 2017 - 07:03 PM

:whack:



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#1193 Posted 20 September 2017 - 01:30 AM

So, as some of you know I host HLFBot- due to my undying love for suicide_mission. With that, it's fun to see what the highest uptime I can get with the box HLFBot is hosted on. So now when I check, I have 3 different answers

So far, 75 days +-2 days.

Virtual Machine Host
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HLFBot
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OS
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#1194 Posted 20 September 2017 - 06:49 PM

View PostSynicalSpaghetti, on 19 September 2017 - 09:30 PM, said:

So, as some of you know I host HLFBot- due to my undying love for suicide_mission. With that, it's fun to see what the highest uptime I can get with the box HLFBot is hosted on. So now when I check, I have 3 different answers

So far, 75 days +-2 days.

Virtual Machine Host
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HLFBot
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OS
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I think I know the answer. HLFBot- stores in memory the time it started then does a difference calculation between the current time and that first stored time. Pretty simple, but doesn't take into account that the OS could have gone into hibernation, the VM goes to sleep/scheduling issues, or some other interruption in service.

Its likely that:

1) HLFBot knows when it first started (77 days ago, yet that is not the machine's true uptime)
2) The OS kind of knows through the facilities with the VM, up to a point
3) The VM tells the true story of its uptime (Hint: its not 100% and thats OK)

The resolutions are:

* Change >uptime to >whenIfirstlaunched

In theory, HLFBot could obtain an uptime from the system and take take a time diff and determine true % uptime. In this case it should be ~96% and I am happy with that because HLFBot has likely lost connection multiple times and recovered each and every time!


Thanks Synical

:D
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#1195 Posted 03 October 2017 - 04:52 PM

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09:48 <sui-> >uptime
09:48 <HLFBot-> Uptime: 90 days 18 hours 52 minutes 8 seconds.
09:49 <sui-> congratulations HLFBot-
09:49 <HLFBot-> Don't bring me into this

For those who don't understand, back in 2010 we would have been happy if he lasted beyond a day!
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#1196 Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:59 PM

Synical (Azle) is gonna be pissed :P
[09:55] <HLFBot-> Uptime: 99 days 18 hours 58 minutes 44 seconds.
[09:55] <sui-> bah
[09:55] <sui-> today is the day
[10:05] <sui-> 5 hours left
[10:25] == Guillermo^ [Guillermo_@gamesurge-b8ce11b8.dialup.adsl.anteldata.net.uy] has joined #hlfallout
[10:26] <HLFBot-> Please visit our website: [url="http://hlfallout.net/"]http://hlfallout.net[/url], but you already knew that
[10:37] <@SynicalSpaghetti> lol, before you entered
[10:37] <@SynicalSpaghetti> 11:43:34 @SynicalSpaghetti   >uptime
[10:37] <@SynicalSpaghetti> 11:43:35 HLFBot-   Uptime: 99 days 18 hours 38 minutes 5 seconds.
[10:37] <@SynicalSpaghetti> 11:43:44 @SynicalSpaghetti   SOON
[10:37] <HLFBot-> I Agree
[10:50] <sui-> SynicalSpaghetti:
[10:50] <sui-> come on
[10:50] <sui-> now
[10:50] <sui-> you destroyed 50 quotes
[10:50] <sui-> by delaying it
[10:50] <sui-> >uptime
[10:50] <HLFBot-> Uptime: 99 days 19 hours 53 minutes 42 seconds.
[10:50] <sui-> how much must we suffer
[10:50] <sui-> hmmm
[10:50] <sui-> would it be horrible if I try to crash HLFBot-?
[10:50] <HLFBot-> of course, It's all about me
[10:50] <sui-> >math 1/0
[10:50] <HLFBot-> sui-: inf
[10:50] <sui-> damn you
[10:51] <sui-> >math 1; exit;
[10:51] <sui-> >quote
[10:51] <HLFBot-> Quote 493: [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAbhJk4YJns"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAbhJk4YJns[/url] -w-ninja
[10:51] <sui-> damn
[10:51] <sui-> >math 1; exit()
[10:51] <sui-> >test
[10:51] <HLFBot-> os.time(): 1507830697
[10:51] <sui-> >math 1; do exit() end;
[10:51] <sui-> >math 1; 1
[10:52] <sui-> >math 1; irc.send("#hlfallout", "hello")
[10:52] <sui-> >math 1 + '1'
[10:52] <HLFBot-> sui-: 2.0
[10:53] <sui-> >math 1 + '1; '
[10:54] <sui-> >math 1 + exit()
[10:54] <sui-> >quote
[10:54] <HLFBot-> Quote 26: haters be hatin. -w-ninja
[10:55] <sui-> shut up w-ninja
[10:55] <sui-> >math 1 + os.exit()
[10:55] == HLFBot- [~HLFBot-@e0d60a0e.9d5b373f.a25ef948.IP4] has quit [EOF from client]
[10:55] <sui-> :D
[10:56] <sui-> i wonder how long it will take for him to realise

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#1197 Posted 12 October 2017 - 06:43 PM

now Synical is mad at me and I can't fix HLFBot-

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#1198 Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:12 PM

View Postsuicide_mission, on 12 October 2017 - 09:43 PM, said:

now Synical is mad at me and I can't fix HLFBot-

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HAH! just like old times!
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#1199 Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:32 PM

View PostBrumisator, on 12 October 2017 - 03:12 PM, said:

HAH! just like old times!


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#1200 Posted 12 October 2017 - 09:03 PM

HLFBot- may or may not have met his digital god.
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