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Germany finally gets an uncensored Half-Life



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#1 Posted 05 May 2017 - 03:26 PM

After 19 years, German's can now see what the world already knew about: there is blood and gore in Half Life!

Yes, the German government believed in protecting young impressionable minds by censoring all the naughty bits in Half Life. Enemy soldiers turned into robots, missing gibs, aliens disappearing into the aether and worse offense of all was scientists and barney's giving a disapproving gesture when you tried to kill them for loot and/or pleasure.


Here is the entry from Rock Paper Shotgun:

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Half-Life's entry in the German index of censored games has been "prematurely" removed, reports Schnittberichte, meaning that "it is now possible for the publisher to release the uncensored versions again in Germany officially." Whether Valve ultimately choose to do so remains to be seen, although I suspect there's a reasonable chunk of free money in it for them if they do.


Head on over to RockPaperShotgun to read the rest of the article.
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#2 Posted 05 May 2017 - 06:31 PM

long time coming
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#3 Posted 05 May 2017 - 07:07 PM

If I'm not fighting robot guards its not half-life. I only play the real german version... how it was intended.
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#4 Posted 05 May 2017 - 07:13 PM

unrelatedly, RPS has been sold...not that it had any good news in recent years.
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#5 Posted 05 May 2017 - 10:14 PM

View PostCity 17, on 05 May 2017 - 02:07 PM, said:

If I'm not fighting robot guards its not half-life. I only play the real german version... how it was intended.



do you still have to fight the giant testicle spider?


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#6 Posted 06 May 2017 - 11:44 AM

View Postsuicide_mission, on 05 May 2017 - 11:14 PM, said:

do you still have to fight the giant testicle spider?

That viewing that is against my religion so I turn it off before that point.
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#7 Posted 04 June 2017 - 03:11 AM

it's the best of both worlds: it has the appealing curves of a testicle and the birthing power of a vagina. and to think, they cut the bald rape monster
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